Thursday, December 31, 2015

Happy New Years!




It's officially 2016! Have a great New Years everyone and be safe!

suho_ftw's Top 25 K-Pop Title Tracks of 2015



This list was not easy. It took revising and re-editing and it eventually came down to me with a pencil and paper writing down the songs that I must put on this list or it would physically hurt me. It started out as 15 and ended up being 25 because fuck it, why not? Not every song I loved winded up on this, just the ones that had to be in the top 25. 

Criteria:

- Song must be a title track. B-sides have a separate list.
- Rap songs can be included, but this is primarily k-pop so I kept it down to a minimum.
- It's all my opinion.

suho_ftw's 15 Favorite K-Pop B-Sides of 2015



This is FEMM by the way. Yes I know they're Japanese. Yes they're singing in English. Yes this is a blog post about K-Pop. Are you confused enough yet?

2015 got off to a dry start when it came to albums but that doesn't mean that there weren't some gems to be found. These are the songs I personally found to be stand-out tracks that could have been promoted on their own. 

Just for disclaimers:
- I kept it one song per artists because I knew if I added more than one song by one artists then the list would have contained songs from like two albums, which would have been accurate but boring. Plus, some other groups had songs I wanted to mention.

- I cheat twice on this list by adding two rap songs. Only twice.

- Quite a few b-sides I liked didn't make it on the list and it does pain me. 

- I didn't have enough time to listen to every album by every artists, but I do listen to a lot of albums and most nugus very rarely even release mini albums let alone full length albums.

- We all know why this is mostly girl groups.

- It's all my opinion.

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Why Bandwagons Are Bad.

Just when you thought it would end, the motherfuckin' saga continues.



"Not this shit again."

You know, at first I thought this whole misunderstanding couldn't get even dumber but as usual, people that live their lives through the internet never cease to amaze me.

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Happy Sana Day!


Sana is to my female bias list as Hoshi is to my male bias list. Basically she wrecked it. Wrecked it baaad. So it's only natural that I'd give her a happy birthday post.

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Seventeen + Ailee - "Q&A"


Look I know I'm later than Steve Harvey but I still wanted to blog about it for some reason.

Friday, December 25, 2015

BoA Releases Her Christmas Song

Merry (late) Christmas! Again!


I know I'm late but I still wanted to blog about this. SM wrapped up their Christmas promos with BoA's "Christmas Paradise."

Merry Xmas

wooseok, up10tion, and wooshin image


Merry Christmas/happy holidays! I am giving you the gift of exposure of one of my bias-wreckers, Wooshin, from one of my favorite nugu's of the year: Up10tion.

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Monday, December 21, 2015

Kim Hyun Joong's Fans Are So Fucking Stupid



Well, it was really no surprise that they were retarded. They've proven their lack of intelligence over the past year. However with the release of his ex's baby being proven to be his I'm convinced they have just barely enough brain cells to even type out a full sentence.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Double Standards: Yeri and Tzuyu


It's no secret that k-pop can exploit minors, however JYP has reached a new peak with how he's promoting Twice member Tzuyu.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

f(x) Releses Their Christmas Song


SM kicks off the Winter Garden promotions with f(x)'s new Christmas-meets-deep-house song.

Monday, December 14, 2015

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Let's Celebrate


I got into my first choice (American) college, so I thought I'd celebrate by gathering a bunch of wonderous Seulgi gifs from the "Dumb Dumb" era, mostly because she rules this entire concept.

Big thanks to Fiddle.se for creating these.


[MV Review] TaeTiSeo - "Dear Santa"


TaeTiSeo set off the first round of SM's Christmas promos with the promising "Dear Santa."

Friday, December 11, 2015

BTS Drops Their Asses Like Their Hot for Their 3rd Win



BTS had their third win with "Run", and to celebrate Jungkook initiated an ass-dropping session. You can skip to 1:32 for that. The peeps over at tumblr made some good gifs. View them after the jump.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Why I'm Forever In Debt to Luhan


He made this. I've listened to it on repeat trying to see if I wont lose it laughing my fucking ass off and I've failed every time. Now let me list my favorite lyrics from this song(?)

[MV Review] Lovelyz - "For You"


Lovelyz's glorious comeback is glorious.

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Where's Dat Ass?


The Show made a dance version of BTS's "Run." All the members look great, the choreography is great too but there's just one problem... no ass shots. No seriously, they do a really hot ass move as a "point-move" several times, but the camera almost NEVER got it. It was always back and above. It only shoots it fully towards the end and it's not even at a good angle. What the hell? This is K-Pop, king of perverted angles, yet they're practically hand gifted a dance move to perve and they can't get it right? Bullshit.

At least MAMA got it right:

Friday, December 4, 2015

[MV Review] BTS - Run


After some trolling and teasing BTS close their "Most Beautiful Moments in Life" era with "Run." And it's quite the high note to end on.