Thursday, July 31, 2014

[MV Review] Block B - "H.E.R"

I know this review is late but here it is: Block B's "Her."

I Have a Bone to Pick With YT Commenters

This is relevant to k-pop because it's k-pop youtube comments that I'm most familiar with. There is just an issue that's going around that I would like to address. You em effer's don't know the meaning of "tolerance." 

I will abuse this joke and reference EVERY time I can btw. 

[Disclaimer] Keep in mind that this isn't every youtube commenter, and that I am just generalizing here. However I've been seeing this type of mentality plaguing the international fans/YT commenters for a while. Especially when you see the same person commenting on every video and others who think they should be everyones moral compass. So take this in a grain of salt.


Seriously guy's it's socially unacceptable how hard I laughed at this. It looks like how my classmates who wear slippery sneakers to P.E. class look when they try to do push ups and sit ups. Please don't slut shame them, because this aint sexy, it's pure comedy. Hopefully I can be able to review the song and video properly if I haven't passed out from how hard I'll be laughing when the full MV comes out. All power to Four Ladies!

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Throwbacks: 2012 Edition

I just thought of posting some of my fave songs from 2012. They are in a slight particular order. Also this took me forever to post.

1. SHINee "Sherlock"

This is arguably my favorite K-Pop song ever. It sounds like a song way back from the 80's only with more modern twist put to them. The boys sound great, look great, and the music video doesn't have them dancing in a box. That dance is dope too. 

Tuesday, July 29, 2014




Being a rational fangirl is hard when you have Mark, JB, Jackson, JR, Youngjae, BamBam, and Yugyeom in a group being so fucking adorable it's almost illogical. Pikachu envies them. That's how fucking adorable Got7 is. 

J-Hope So Qt.

I know what you're thinking: "Cha_Cha when are you going to write an actual article?" Well I'm still on vacation and Hobi and the rest of Bangtan are adorable as hell in this video so it will have to do for now. Enjoy.

[Short Review] "One More" is My Crack

This review is so overdue it's not even worth paragraphs. So I'll just review it cha_cha style since you will miss her now that she's vacationing.

FIESTAR brings some spice to the sexy concepts.

Monday, July 28, 2014

4L (4 Ladies) Teaser

In Korea's strict society where supporting LGBT rights are looked down upon this is shocking in a good way. These ladies had balls ( or ovaries???). As much as "Abracadabra" was praised it was also ridiculed for speaking on all forms of female sexuality and the less rational conservatives had a field day ragging on it. In all honesty, I wish these ladies luck in the hopes that they won't get ragged on and netizens won't be such dicks (or vagina's???) to them. But then again, that's like asking water to not be wet. Let's just hope they don't get too much hate mkay?

With that said…

F(x) Syndrome: The Opposite Sides of the Spectrum

Seems today these are the main comments on F(x):

"F(x) sucks anyway. Who cares if they promote. Their fans suck and have no right to complain on their mistreatment ect…"

"F(x) fans are the worst. My [SNSD], [EXO], [SHINee], [TVXQ] oppars/unnars are way better than these rude bitches!!! You F(x) fans have nothing to be whining over in the first place because you guy's suck and are always whining about how SM treats them!"

"I hate this new girl group. They're taking away from my F(x) unnars/noonars."

" Fuck you SM! You treat F(x) so bad!"

And they both suck major ass for not so different reasons.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

[MV Review] HyunA - "Red"

Hyuna returns solo after a two-year hiatus with "Red" and it doesn't disappoint in the least.

Friday, July 25, 2014

According to Data This Will Be Our Most Successful Post.

Our most popular articles are the ones where we're swearing/ranting, talking about how hot idols are, biases, trolling and ass. 

You mean to tell me that all of this professional shit we're doing on this site is not even worth it? 

Following this logic this should be the most successful post on this site. Let's test this theory shall we?

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

YG Stans, Please Shut the Fuck Up.


If you think the above paragraph is 100% true then you my friend, need help.

I Want to Be JR...

I want to straddle Mark too. Or have him straddle me. Whichever works.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

The 8th Stage to KPOPALYPSE's Stages of Fangirl/Fanboy Grief

Read here if you haven't read the stages already.

Denial, Pain, Anger, Bargaining, Guilt, Depression, and Hope are the main seven stages of kpop fangirl/fanboy grief. And I'm here to tell you all the eighth stage.

 Let's evaluate.

The Feel Good Song and Video of the Year: "I'm in Love"

Don't expect to see Ailee in the video. I know I was sad too. However expect to see some other somethings that make you smile.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

What is "Talent" to You?

I read this article over at K-pop Ranter and it got me thinking, a lot.

I've been dying to use this Krystal pic btws.

So in the article, KpopRanter looks up the actual definition of "talent" using Google (Google is your best friend. Fuck you.) And it comes up as "natural aptitude or skill." Basically you were born able to do it.

However in todays modern world, majority of musicians and singers/vocalist/dancing is not  technically a talent (even though she mentioned SPICA and BEG) and the reason why is because of training. Even back in the days when Opera was all the rave you can't technically call them "talented" if you want to be a technical pest that is.

And here's why.

Friday, July 18, 2014

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Sulli for CeCi

The more recent F(x) content the better.

While I do think everyone looked great in the Red Light MV, I do think natural makeup suits idols more. You'll see what I mean in the next few pictures.

[Album Review] F(x) - Red Light

Did the k-pop's most consistent girl group (in my opinion) match up to the perfection of Pink Tape?

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Girl's Day "Darling" Review

Girl's Day have been keeping up the good songs and sexy concepts however "Darling" takes a slight break away.

The thing I like about when Girl's Day do sexy concepts is that I never feel as if I'm watching the same video over and over again. They always come back with something new and refreshing, and also the songs are also never the same at all. I think their companies doing good at keeping the concepts fresh and never boring.

So how does "Darling" stand up?

Who the Fuck Names Bangtan's Shit?

For those of you who are mind-fucked by BTS's album names meet the person responsible:

"O! RU L8 2? Is a great name for an album.", says the person in charge at Big Hit Entertainments Marketing Department.

Your Bias is NOT My Bias…and For a Very Strange Reason

This is Yoonhye from Rainbow. Yes she's relevant to this article.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Happy Birthday Cha_Cha: A Bias-Fap Post

Way back in January I was really depressed and stopped posting on this blog for a bit. Then this random girl on emailed me saying that she found my blog and would love to be apart of GOK. She was funny as hell and her post gave me hope. She is who we call Cha_Cha.

Today she makes seventeen, and I'm here to present her with a present(s). If you're not into guy's then I don't suggest you look at this post.

Cha_Cha graced us with some female fanservice earlier and this is some male for our female demographic. Enjoy the eye candy if you like these idols, and if you don't well too bad. At least I know cha_cha will fap to them.

[MV Review] Henry - "Fantastic"

Yes I know cha_cha's birthday is today. And yes her male fap post will come right after this. I'll post it later on tonight so when she comes home from celebrating she'll have something nice to look at. She had some input in this review btws. Any input she had I'm making orange.

The Music God Henry strikes back with another fantastic (no pun intended) song.

Female Fanservice #3: AKF Wishes Me Happy Birthday

I turn seventeen today and on Kpopalypse's Newest Article On Stage Presence a conversation on our Kara biases started. After seventeen years with the help of Kpopalypse Oppar and AKF Oppar I finally understand how 1% of the male brain works. AKF wished me happy birthday:

Which is pretty jjangbak indeed. Hell, the blog is pretty awesome. He linked me some pictures of three of my major female biases and I'm going to share them all with you in this oh so happy happy birthday edition of FFS (Female Fanservice.)

Pictures after the jump.

Groups…Groups Everywhere!

There's a shit tone of idol groups out there and I feel like just giving my quick honest opinions on some. Yes I was bored as flying fuck.

Keeping the stickers on your hat looks really dumb. It's like if you don't know what to do with the tags after you buy clothes. Anyway I'm off topic here moving on.

No I don't hate idol groups.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Another Appreciation Post? Yes. It's Joon Time!

I've done appreciation post or something close to that for just about everyone on my bias list except for Joon. It's his time to shine k?

Bear witness to the beautifully hot MBLAQ member Lee Joon.

He's high up their for attractiveness and has remained a strong contender on my bias list, not just because he's hot but for also being entertaining, having a pretty voice, and sticking up for girl groups. A statement I will continue to beat you over the head with for all eternity. 

Kyungsoo Looks Cute in His Movie Teasers + Nature Republic CF

I wanted to find some EXO content so I went to EXO TOWN blog and found some stuff on Kyungsoo's movie and EXO's recent Nature Republic CF. They all look so cute in this.

Monday, July 7, 2014

VIXX's Leo

I recently claimed Leo the Lion as my bias in VIXX. Here's an appreciation post.

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Contrasting "I Got a Boy" and "Red Light"

Yeah people are comparing for different reasons, this is just my personal reason why I didn't.

So when I talk about structure (and I know minimal about structure) those will more than likely be factual however otherwise it is opinion.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Updated Female Bias List

I made one a in the very beginning of the year I just added a few/discovered a few/a few are too high on the list/forgot a few that I actually wanted to include but I rushed too fast. So without further a-do, a more accurate version of my female bias list. 

Before we get started here are some cute Mark gifs (from Mark2Bam tumblr.) Because he's so cute and adorable and ugghhh. I sound like a stupid fangirl. Here are some gifs:

You're too adorable…

3 Sentence Reviews: "A Midsummer Night's Sweetness", "Double Kiss", "A", "Short Hair", "Mr. Ambitous", and "Nice Body"

June has been a busy month to say the least.

1st Review: San E, Raina - "A Midsummer Night's Sweetness"

San E and Raina collab with a sweet R&B track. I honestly love it a lot and I think Raina's vocals and San E's rapping works decent enough with each other. I'm not just saying that because Raina is my AS bias I actually like it. The MV is pretty cool to. 4/5.