Saturday, May 31, 2014

Horseok's Booty Gives Me Hope

We all love J-Hope here. Outside of his Disney-esc demeanor he also posses a nice butt and is always showing it off:



#AssForDays 
Not going to post anymore gifs (all though there are plenty) because I'd just keep staring at them and get nothing done. Besides the lovely J-Horse is so pleasing you really don't need anymore gifs.

Update:


FUCK. 
Even in Japan, this dance move always get's me!!!! :'(


Friday, May 30, 2014

AKF Got a Shout Out on "Jjang" Interview

Even though I'm more of a silent reader, I still read AKF from time to time. It's a good blog, and today I found out that they got a mention on "Jjang" interview:



Relevant part is at 7:04. 

What I find interesting is that they aren't mentioned in a bad light or for hot K-Pop idol girls. They are mentioned under the light for idol equality.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

This Scared Me Slightly



Found on tumblr about three weeks ago. His face looked so scared that I just rolled past it because he looks scared out of his mind. Like he was hurting or the girl was feeling him in the wrong place. I'm not the only one who noticed. 

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Female Fanservice #2: Bitch Face

If you're like me then you think people who can pull a bitch face is fucking hot. Which is probably one of the reasons why I find my ultimate bias in K-Pop, Key so hot as well.

The God of Bitch Face.

So let's move on to some of my favorite female idols pulling some of the best bitch faces.

Orange Caramel Are On Par With BTS, Hyosung, and Jiyeon!



Orange Caramel team up with Baskin Robins and decided to release another piece of gold.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

[MV Review] JiYeon - "Never Ever" [1Min 1 Sec]



My favorite member of T-ara decided to troll me and put out her solo video right after I do my top 10 midterm favorite releases of 2014. So yeah as you can guess, I really loved it.

Monday, May 26, 2014

I'm Only Posting This So I Won't Go Mentally Insane

IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THE SUBJECT OF SEX, HORMONES, OR FAPPING (MALE OR FEMALE) OR ARE TOO YOUNG PLEASE LEAVE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.



UGHHHHH!!! Why do you have to be so attractive?

Oh CHA_CHA'S BACK BITCHES!!! 

Friday, May 23, 2014

KISS&CRY Are Really Pretty to Me...


I've raved about Kiss&Cry's debut in my current 2014 favorites a few days ago. I love when K-Pop mixes Latin or Jazz into their songs, and "Domino Game" is a great song that showcases latin inspiration in a pop song imo.

However, I've also noticed that Kiss&Cry are extremely attractive to me. I know for a fact I'm in the minority with this.

Monday, May 19, 2014

Suho_Ftw's Favorite Midterm Songs of 2014

If non-title tracks were allowed then they would be for sure though. *cough cough* Soul and Baby I Miss You were gold *cough cough.*

Hey guy's! You'll notice I'm dominating the post now, I told cha_cha to take a few days off because she had been doing majority of the post because I've been busy. 

It's now going mid-May which means soon the year will be half up and today I'm going to be listing my favorite K-Pop songs of this half year. Since I'm trying to limit my cheating (which is hard because I like majority of the releases of 2014) so I'm limiting myself to 1 non-title track.

Remember this is all in my opinion.

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Crayon Pop: #1 For Female Independence

I'm bringing the macros back.

Soyul's my favorite member. I discovered Crayon Pop back in the "Bar Bar Bar" era. I loved their 80's funk and creativity.  I liked Soyul for her voice, her adorableness, not to mention those pig tails are pimpin'! If Way is the resident gangster of Crayon Pop, then Soyul is most definitely the pimp because anyone with hair like that is a fucking pimp. Trust me, it takes one to know one.  I want that yellow suit, I've always enjoyed yellow on idols, hence my #1 female bias in K-Pop,Taeyeon.

But today, we're not discussing Taeyeon. We are discussing one of the best bands in K-pop, strictly for the fun nature of their songs and their ability to make you laugh, and why they are #1 for female independence for K-Pop in these modern times.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Of All the Shit-Storms Happening Lately Onew Can Make Me Feel Less Shitty


You play that guitar case Jinki-baby!

Netizen's Are Bullies and Hypocrites

I had no idea Netizen Buzz even existed until yesterday when cha_cha posted about how the netizens were bashing Hyosung. Failed curiosity, I checked it out and saw some news on Jiyeon's solo and the new teasers being released.


As my favorite member of T-ara, I've been patiently anticipating this debut. However all the netizens seemed to be concerned about was the fact the teaser and MV has a sexy concept. Or the fact that Jiyeon can't sing like Ailee, and called her a slut, and or gross.

Friday, May 16, 2014

Hyosung and BTS Are Apparently Slutty to Korean Netizens

Yeah, apparently Hyosung who's release was far classier than anything Hyuna, whom everyone loves, has ever put out is being called a slut. 


I know Jimin…I know.

Hyosung and BTS Are Awesome



Hyosung and BTS are slaying everyone this year.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Bye Bye Yifan...


You see all that UNF right there? Well that right there ladies and gentlemen, if you didn't already know is Kris Wu, AKA Wu Yifan, AKA awholebunchofothernames. Leader of EXO-M and an all around rapper for EXO. However it is now being determined that fellow member Kris has decided to file a law suit to terminate his contract with SM. Basically he wants to GTFO out of EXO and idol-life in general.

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Fanservice Galore: BTS



Have to admit, this song was really hard for me to stomach. However after a couple of listens it fucking slays and is totally addictive. Anyway let's get down to the buisness.

Sometimes I'm bored and look at idols, shocker right! So I decided to put my boredom into even better use and just make little blog post about them. I'm starting with BTS because why the hell not? I'll call this Fanservice Galore. Because it's basically an exceptional amount of me throwing you fanservice so we can both spazz and flail about. You're welcome.

First I'll do a quick (and by quick I do mean quick ) list of the fetishes the group fuels as a whole and then go into to what each individual member has.

Yes the female fanservice episodes will continue, however the reason why those are so short is because I am a straight female who only knows what to post for straight men and gay women via AKF. So these will be longer because, I like boys. 

Friday, May 9, 2014

Xiu Bae


Bae… Before Anyone Else? Yes.
Bae as in Babe or Baby? Totally.

Yes, it's time to spazz over Xiumin.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

EXO "Overdose" Review

NOTE: I saw this late tonight, I'm tired but I'm doing it anyway. Please excuse any vagueness.

Here's the Korean version:


And the Mandarine-Chinese version:



Friday, May 2, 2014